Batshit Babe applicant?

"EL_ULY" (uly) 08/05/2014 at 14:49 • Filed to: batshit babe

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This has it all. Snakes, Prius, and crashing. Classic receipt if you ask me

PS9 > EL_ULY 08/05/2014 at 14:53

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mcseanerson > EL_ULY 08/05/2014 at 14:53

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You should add Patrick George as an honorary member.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > EL_ULY 08/05/2014 at 14:55

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They're from the capital region, doesn't surprise me much.

yamahog > EL_ULY 08/05/2014 at 14:56

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I can only dream of a headline like that if I ever go off the deep end.

FKA-RacecaR > EL_ULY 08/05/2014 at 14:56

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There has to be a Prius joke in there somewhere...

EL_ULY > PS9 08/05/2014 at 14:57

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lol

EL_ULY > yamahog 08/05/2014 at 14:58

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lol I sure you never will buddy, but dang this was wacky for sure

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > EL_ULY 08/05/2014 at 14:59

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I was expecting her to be wearing synthetic scales and be on the run from Harrison Ford due to being a replicant. You've lied to me again, Hollywood!

EL_ULY > FKA-RacecaR 08/05/2014 at 14:59

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lol

McMike > EL_ULY 08/05/2014 at 14:59

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Yes, she is.

http://gawker.com/drunk-girl-cra…

Story on Kinja, car related, no fatalities.

EL_ULY > McMike 08/05/2014 at 15:00

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awww poop Gawker beat me :]

PS9 > yamahog 08/05/2014 at 15:00

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Michigan Missive: Local Woman in XJ crashes into police department wearing duct tape bikini with injured lama in the back.

Local authorities were rendered speechless and unable to comment.

McMike > EL_ULY 08/05/2014 at 15:03

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One of our requirements is that one of the Gawker sites posts it. This is good news.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > EL_ULY 08/05/2014 at 15:04

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Sorry, man. Patrick has this month already!

Diesel > EL_ULY 08/05/2014 at 15:04

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No chin, a mouth breather and drives a Prius.

Some people are the fucking worst.

Soloburrito > EL_ULY 08/05/2014 at 15:07

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my kinda woman. She'd be down for some conan the barbarian roleplay for sure!

blacktruck18 > EL_ULY 08/05/2014 at 15:18

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I know it's weird but after 8 years of a wonderful marriage I still kind of.miss crazy chick excitement.

Montalvo > EL_ULY 08/05/2014 at 15:21

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That is right near my house... I thought if you stayed away from Florida you might have a shot at being home free without a batshit babe crashing her car through your door. I now stand corrected.

yamahog > PS9 08/05/2014 at 15:39

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"A terrified Russian man holding an irritable hedgehog was in the front seat. Both were unharmed and expected to testify."

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > McMike 08/05/2014 at 16:30

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Uh oh, it's only the beginning of August and we've got 10 spots filled?

EL_ULY > Montalvo 08/05/2014 at 17:49

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lol dang

EL_ULY > blacktruck18 08/05/2014 at 17:49

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true true :]

EL_ULY > Soloburrito 08/05/2014 at 17:51

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lol eww

EL_ULY > Diesel 08/05/2014 at 17:51

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lol true :]

EL_ULY > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 08/05/2014 at 17:51

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yeah, people have voted for that

EL_ULY > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/05/2014 at 17:52

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lol!

McMike > EL_ULY 08/06/2014 at 08:15

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You can take the girl out of Florida, but you can't....

http://mugshots-directory.com/booking/650449…

EL_ULY > McMike 08/06/2014 at 10:08

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lol She looks like Bebop :]